Christina and Family: 5/16/10

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Alex Playing School

I got a little video of Alex. Everyday after he gets home from school he heads to his room and plays school. I can't remember a day when he doesn't!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Today we took Karsten to get his Kindergarten Checkup at the pediatric clinic at Walter Reed. Thankfully, Karsten has no medical history, so it was a pretty quick appointment. Unfortunately for Karsten, we had some shots to get. He was pretty good about it. He cried a tiny bit, but was over it pretty quick. Karsten weighs 41.5 pounds and is 41 inches tall. He's only in the 12th percentile for height. Not sure whose genes he's got or if he'll have a growth spurt later on in life. His sight is great and his hearing is great. The nurse was so patient with him as he wanted to see if he could keep reading the eye chart as it got smaller and smaller.

Ok, this is something I need to add to my list of funny stories about the kids, but I'd thought I'd share it here first. A few weeks ago I told the kids the story of Samson and Delilah from the Bible, you know the story about Samson's strength and then he finally gives in and tells Delilah where his strength comes from and she betrays him and cuts off his hair? Well, yesterday I was telling Karsten that he needed a haircut. He turns to me and says, "I don't want my hair cut, I want to be strong." I knew what he was talking about and thought it was cute but had to ask him anyway what he was talking about. He says, "You know, that story you told us?" He's such a funny guy!

Monday, May 17, 2010

Sardines

Tonight for our activity for Family Home Evening, we played sardines. For those of you would don't know how to play sardines, basically it is the opposite of Hide-and-Seek. In sardines, one person hides, and then everyone goes and finds them. When you find them you hide with them! You don't want to be the last one left wandering the dark house! Oh, did I mention that you are suppose to turn all the lights in the house off as well? So fun! My family knows all about this game! I think Sandra and Dennis taught us how to play Sardines. Anyways, Dane is so funny to play with. He walks into a room and asks, is anyone in here? Then he leaves. Like anyone is going to tell him they're hiding in there? When I was "it", Kate found me first and everyone was wandering around looking for a while. I could hear Dane and Karsten coming and they finally came into the room we were hiding in and then Dane says real loud, "I found them, wait, no I didn't", realizing he wasn't suppose to tell everyone else where we were at. We were trying so hard not to laugh! Luckily, a few of the others hadn't heard him, so we weren't given away. And then when it was Dane's turn to hide, Todd decided to trick everyone because the kids wouldn't stop following him, so Todd hid in the shower and all the kids started hiding there with him and I joined them and then we were like, "where's Dane?" and Todd just started laughing at us. It was fun.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Alex

Every other Sunday Todd only stays for Sacrament meeting because he has worked the night before and has to work Sunday night as well. So today after church, the kids had to stay with mom during choir practice. Now for the Alex part. Alex, Alex, Alex. Sometimes you just have to shake your head and let him do what he's doing. One of Alex's favorite things to do is organize the hymn books in the pews. A Spanish ward meets after our ward, so we also have Spanish hymn books. Each book holder gets one Spanish hymnal and two English hymnals, and of course the Spanish hymnal must sit in between the two English. Alex usually just straightens the books in each row while mom's in choir practice. Well, today he decides to take every single hymnal out of their holders, and pile them up on the back bench. I have no idea why. By the time all the books have been removed, choir is over. But Alex hasn't finished his organizing yet! So we sit and wait for him to put all the hymn books back. He doesn't want any help because it has to be just so. Well, it was already after 1 p.m. and I knew he was hungry. So when 1:30 was rolling around, we got him convinced that it was ok for Kate and Emily to help, but only if they placed the hymn books correctly. Those OCD tendencies he has are so funny. He is sweating bullets and I know he's starving, but he's got to get the hymn books placed just right. I see this as a great calling for him in the future. He even wanted to bring one of the hymn books home that had fallen out of it's cover so he could fix it! Patience, we are definatley learning patience.

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Funny Mishaps

November 2011

During Primary, the song leader is trying to teach a song about the Nativity. She asks, who is Jesus's mother? Someone answers, "Mary". Then she asks, who is Jesus's father? Karsten (6) replies, "Joseph Smith".

September 2011

Karsten (6) asks me "how can you tell if a baby is a boy or a girl when they are born.?" I reply, "How do you think you can tell the difference between a boy and a girl." Karsten replies, "their hair." I then tell him that pretty much all babies either don't have hair or it's really short and to think of another way. Karsten then replies, "by their eyelashes." I tell Karsten everyone has eyelashes! Trying to get him to think harder, I ask him what's different around their bottom areas. Karsten says, "oh, their diapers!" (Just for the record, he finally knows how you can tell the difference between a boy baby and a girl baby!)

August 2011

Karsten (6) comes into the house yelling for a bandaid. I ask him what for. His response: "Blood leakin'."

April 2010

Karsten (5) informs me that when it's his turn on the computer he is going to go on YouTube and look up cheat codes. Where do they learn these things? :)

March 2010

As we are driving down the road, Dane (7) sees a sign that says "Beer and Wine". He then asks, "Why does that sign say Beer and Wine?" He goes on to answer himself by saying, "It must be because after they drink beer they w(h)ine."

March 2010

Karsten (4) tells me, "Mom, if you type in the password for the computer, I'll let you play with me." The next day he comes up with this one: "Mom, I'll give you this if you let me play the computer." I ask him, "What do you got?" Karsten replies, "An M&M." Apparently, my son has been trying to bribe me to let him to play the computer lately.

August 2009
Dane (7): Mom, I'm bored.
Me: Why don't you take a nap?
Dane: I'm too tired to take a nap.

May 2009
At Walmart I tell Alex (11) he can get some crystal light. So off he goes to find some and brings back every flavor they sell! Needless to say we did talk him into choosing just two. And later on that same trip I tell the boys they can have a Hot Wheel. Alex took down almost all the cars off the racks looking for a police car. Never let Alex shop alone!

May 2009
At Matt and Denise's house, I ask Karsten (4) if he wants a frozen burrito for lunch. He replies, "No, I want it cooked."

May 2009
As we are traveling down to New Mexico, I look in my rear view mirror and see Karsten (4) with his finger in his nose. I asked him if he was picking his nose and he said, "No, I'm just checking."

April 2009
I asked Karsten (4) to open up the washer and take the clothes out and put them in the dryer. (We have a front loader.) So he goes into the pantry, opens up the washer, grabs a few clothes, and asks, "Where do I put them?" I tell him, "In the dryer." He then asks, "This dryer?" As if there are two or three dryers in the pantry and he has to ask which one to use!

March 2009
Karsten (4) was spotlighted this past Sunday for his birthday and was sung to as well. His birthday is this upcoming Saturday (the 28th). Well, since they sung to him he insists that he is already four years old and no one is going to convince him otherwise.

March 2009
Karsten (3) is obsessed with light sabres. Everything is a light sabre. Only he calls them light savers. So, I tried teaching how to properly say light sabre. I was telling him to say sa-bre. And he was thinking I was telling him to SAY ber. So he would just say ber. Ok, if that really didn't confuse you, then you get the joke. It was quite funny.

February 2009
Emily (8) wakes up and tells me her stomach hurts and she doesn't want to go to school (like we've never tried this). I tell her that she needs to get up and get ready for school. She wines a little and complains about her stomach, but we moms know better. I tell her to get out of bed again and she then says, "Well, Kate got to stay home on Friday." (Kate faked sick the Friday previous.) I then tell Emily, "Yes, and she had to clean all day too." Emily jumps out of bed (miraculously healed somehow) and gets ready for school. Can't pass the "my stomach hurts" one on this old pro!

February 2009
We recently got a handicap parking pass for Alex so we can park in the handicap spots now. Every where we go Karsten (3) has to point out the handicap spots. The funny part about it is that each time he sees one it's like he's never seen one before. He sounds so amazed when he points them out.

February 2009
Karsten (3) has been sick with a cold and it has gone to his eyes. When he woke up this morning I told him that I was wondering if he had pink eye. He then goes into the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and says, "No, they're still blue."

December 2008
Karsten (3) is getting himself dressed and puts his shoes on without socks. I tell him to take his shoes off and put his socks on first. He looks up at me and says, "Mom, can we pretend that I am wearing socks?" Who can't keep from laughing with a response like that!

November 2008
Alex (10) is playing with the neighbor girl. She tells Alex that her dad caught a mouse and put it in a jar. They go over to her house and get the jar with the mouse in it. They bring it to our house. Alex wants to see if Moses could catch the mouse. So he gets Moses and then lets the mouse out of the jar. Moses chases the mouse into Alex's bedroom where it quickly disappears. Needless to say, the mouse was found later that night in Alex's dresser.

October 14, 2008
I am in the bathroom doing my hair. Seth (4 mos) is lying in his crib and Dane is happily watching him. All of a sudden Dane (5) runs into the bathroom and yells, "Mom! Seth said his first word!" I then ask him what Seth said. Dane replies, "Meow".

October 14, 2008
Todd and I are sitting on the couch when from behind I hear Karsten say, "Look, I have nipples!" I turn around to look and Karsten has placed an open hamburger bun on his chest. Now I've heard of a coconut bra, but a hamburger bun bra?

September 23, 2008
Todd and I are talking to Kate (9) and discussing human anatomy when we ask her if she knows where babies grew inside the mommy. At first she replies, "in the kidneys". Then she thinks about it for a minute and then says, "oh, the uterus, I thought that was the name of a planet."

September 2008
On the way to school, Kate (9) and Emily (7) are discussing what they are learning in school. Kate mentions that they are learning about the water cycle. Emily comments that she has already learned that. Kate has to flaunt her newly acquired knowledge by asking Emily if she knows what condensation, evaporation, and participation is? I couldn't help but laugh and asked her if she meant precipitation.